#different post (level:pathetic)

What I wish was different…

I wish baseball was more entertaining on TV..

Pepsi products were banned,

And beef jerky was cheaper

I wish I was better at saving money..

My neighbors didn't scare me as much,

and weekends were longer

I wish I gossiped less

Money came easier

And I could actually stay awake in Astronomy (Dream on)

If things were different my hair would be thicker

and my brain would be smarter

ps.

...The sad thing about this list is my beef jerky line is the thing that inspired me...

                                                  I love jerky...